This side of the country has the suckiest food... ever. Period. No debate about that. It's not quite south, it's not quite north, it's some random "mash-up" gone horribly wrong!
My pet peeve is that Mumbaikars don't know what a
sookha bhaaji means. Go to any wayside restaurant, order a plate of mix veg and you'll get potatoes, peas, and carrots floating around in a red coloured slurry. Order
chana masaala, and you get boiled
chhole (white coloured chickpea) in the same red coloured gravy. Paneer tikka masaala -- same gravy. Paneer handi -- same. Kadhai paneer -- ditto. Veg Kolhapuri, sounds like an authentic Maharathi dish, but no! Same goddam red curry! And it tastes awful. Yechh!
They make a mess out of North Indian food. Which is
sort of understandable. But order any South Indian dish and the accompanying sambhar (which is
the thing you need to get right) is a semi sweet, semi solid piece of mess.
Don't even bother trying out the
paani-puri at
chowpati -- sucks! I've had much better and much cheaper
paani-puri in Kanpur. They're called
gol-gappas up in the north and they can give the Mumbai
paani-puri a run for its money. Fifteen (or twenty) bucks to six pieces seems to be the norm here in Mumbai. Back at IIT Kanpur (in front of Hall 3) we used to have five of them for Rs 2.50! Seriously. And after two years when inflation caugh up, the fellows increased their prices.... to Rs 3.00!
So you're only left with Marathi cuisine. Which, IMHO, is virtually non-existent. The only Marathi thing I've eater here is
Missal/Ussal Paav which is not that bad. But, heck, how long can you keep eating dried peas and
daal-moth in spicy curry?
The only saving grace in Mumbai is the
rasta sandwiches and the
rasta bhel. The sandwiches at that price simply ROCK! I'm especially fond of the ones I used to have right ouside Star TV's Mahalaxmi office.
And please don't tell me that I'm eating at the wrong restaurants. Sure, if I go to a swanky restaurant every time I need to eat my lunch, I'll probably get a better deal with the food. But swanky restaurant make not the local cuisine. ITC hotels all around the world are going to serve the same
Dal Bhukhari. It's the wayside restaurants, the
dhabas, the samosa-cutting corners which make the difference...