As a collective people, either we Indians are way ahead in the relationship curve or completely messed up! The top 5 "how to" queries via
Google's India Zeitgeist are either highly insightful or very, very worrying!
- People want to impress girls first, then they think about improving their English. Wanting to make frandship with you, anyone?
- So people want to know how to get pregnant before they kiss. That explains the 1.3% population growth rate, twice that of China and higher than the world average.
- More people want to learn how to kiss before they impress the girl. An explanation for the rising crime rate against women?
- And reducing weight is at the very end of the relationship priority. Explains the omnipresence of pot-bellies around the nation.
There are more gems hidden there. What can you spot?
What this also signifies, in the 'how to' context alone, is that the bulk of female-centric 'get pregnant' searches outweighs majorly male-centric searches number 2 and 3 (4 and 5 can tend towards both populations).
ReplyDeleteDoes that give you a hint of something you would not, generally, expect?
@Anonymous: Brilliant observation. The fact that the top "how to" query caters to females which make up only 15-20% of the overall online audience is really surprising!
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