Neal 'n' Niki

About the caste
Tanisha
o Malnourished (looks like she's got marasmus or kwashiorkar - remember the two diseases we studied about in 10th standard?)
o Horrible looking
o Make-up man forgot to do the eyebrows
o Irritating voice

Uday Chopra
o DICK!

About the movie
o No story
o Wannabe Hollywood look
o Free boob show - ENJOY!

Rashmi Bansal puts it very aptly.