The Obzerver Cometh.

An interview with The Obzerver.

The Sunday Herald for Important Things: For the benefit of the poor souls who've been waiting for so long, holding their bowel activity for what seems like ages now, simply dying to know more about you, would you care to introduce yourself?
The Obzerver: I'm The Obzerver. I don't always exist. And it's not that when I'm not existing I'm non-existant. I'm still there. Somewhere.

SHIT: Surely, you could be a little more lucid than that!
Obz: Screw you! You buggers never let me sound cool. I gotta build a fan following you know!

SHIT: Alright, alright! Just be a little more specific.
Obz: I've got a HUGE ego. So you better not mess with it. In fact that's all I have. Some say it's "Alternate". But I prefer to use that word with reference to a particular genre of music.

SHIT: So, you said that you don't always exist? How can that be possible? Are you some kind of ghost, vampire or other useless shit like that?
Obz: Muahahaha! Here comes the cool part.

I'm not a vampire,
Nor a man,
I go higher,
Higher than you can.

I'm not matter,
I'm not mind,
And I dont care,
Which ones behind.

Or over,
For that matter,
'Cause I'm neither,
And I'm both - former and latter.

Duality,
They gave it a name,
Confused,
Matter or wave.

Bah!
I scoff,
It's me,
And I have miles to go before I sleep.

SHIT: So you're a poet?
Obz: No, you fool! I'm the Duality! The crux of the world, the cosmic forces, the universe and all other cool words that I know.

SHIT: I can't understand. First you say that you dont exist. Then you say you have a HUGE ego. Then you come up with that shitty poem, and start blabbering about "Duality".... get to the freaking point!
Obz: Sum it all up you idiot! Go figure...